yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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