I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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