Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
