I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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