Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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