You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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