i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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