Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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