THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just tell him i said nine months
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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