last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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