Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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