Kiss
Puke
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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