if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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