so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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