Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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