I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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