He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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