I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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