Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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