Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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