i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We are two peas in an std pod
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Do plants get herpes?
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