I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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