sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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