Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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