i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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