I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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