He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
and you fell through a lawn chair
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I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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