I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
