As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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