She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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