On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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