doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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