Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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