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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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