You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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