He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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