I must be too annoying 4 u.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What drink are we having for lunch?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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