I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
