is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We don't watch enough power rangers
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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