I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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