God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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