i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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