i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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