she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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