I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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