Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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