S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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