My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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