But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
She's the barista slut.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
