absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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