Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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