you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
this hospital has no fireball
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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