Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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