So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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