I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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