just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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